It's my birthday today so be nice to me or I will eat u dead

Well it just crossed my mind tht how demons eat ppl alive becauze when u cut the head and eat u are dead u cant possibly living or u can still be living only if u are one characters of a scary movie or some thing . Hmmm........there is a very deep meaning in the sentence "Eating u alive" what can possibly be the meaning of this sentence.Eating the person at whole ???Sadly, this is one of the life's mysteries and the ouestions which have no answer.!! another good example of unanswerable question can be , Why did the chicken cross the road?? . Most of you would say becoz it wanted to but I strongly dissaprove it .What if the chicken was forced to cross the road by the human or what if there was a goodlooking chick on the other side !! Then what will u say these are example of some of the unanswerable question which we might not be able to get the answer of but this is life have to move on or life will move on and you will lag behind . So the moral for today is if u want to enjoy u shud ENJOY u wanna cry then CRY but plz dont poke your nose in others freaking lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!